You Know You’re Starting to Get Old When…

1. You start using the expression “Back in my day…” or “When I was a kid…” when you talk about the way you grew up (but seriously do cell phone contracts come with birth certificates these days?)
2. You can no longer eat whatever you want without gaining weight (like WTF metabolism)
3. When spending the rest of your life with one person seems like a good idea (that’s a long damn time).
4. There are websites devoted to the nostalgia of your childhood. (The “You know you’re a 90s child if…” is only cool for so long before it get’s sad)
5. You no longer know what shows are popular on Disney Channel or Nickelodeon (even worse your favorite shows are on Nick at Nite)
6. You no longer find young Hollywood hotties attractive (Justin Beiber I’m looking at you, I still think you look like a lesbian)
7. You can no longer be on The Real World (or are running out of time, sad face)
8. A crazy night includes a bottle of wine and catching up on your DVR
9. You complain about the noise level in bars, clubs, concerts, etc. (you’re really old if you’re the person who wears ear plugs)
10. You no longer have any good birthdays to look forward to (it’s all down hill after 21…I mean at 25 you can rent a car? Woo hoo?)
11. When pregnancy is no longer frowned upon, but expected (somehow kids go from a burden to a blessing after being a teenager).